Lap dance, anyone?

Well it's been a calm couple of days. I've helped my favorite person camp Novv The Whitehearted, and some other stuff that i can't remember. (I have the memory of a fucking fish ><)


Let's start from the other day. I log on wanting to level Smn so i can wear my Evoker's Bracers. So i try and party to level it up. Well that didn't go exactly as planed. For some reason my pts sucked and resulted in 2k an hour. Arg, i never had these problems on Whm.

Anyways after that Enlenne logs on, I ask her if she has a Mistrel Coat. She said no and i told her i'd camp it with her. So we tele out and walk to it. I decide to try and kill a pop NM. Needless to say it went bad. Was going well at first but i got hit with a huge attack when my shadows were down and as a whm i have low mp due to my +mp gear so it killed me. -.-

Screw it, i'll get my revenge another time. Enny and I head to Novv spawn and he wasn't up so we sat under a water fall together :D.

Then we aggro'd a crab. No problem, I can solo a crab. Then we linked another, and another. Fuck.

So we died and RR'd up and moved to tunnel where it was safe. We sat there for about 30 mins or so before Novv spawned. We claimed and it started going well..... Then i noticed he's gaining 2% of his hp back every 3 seconds...

What.
The.
Hell.

I ask lenneth wtf is with this NM and find out he has a mean Regen. <_< So a whm can't solo him.( i would have too, i was kicking his ass for the most part.) I asked lenneth to come help kill and he does. Sweet. He gets near us and aggro's a crap load of mobs. He dies of course and in a spot where raising him would be all but impossible. -.-

I ask one of my 2 readers of this blog to help. Shmedly happened to be soloing in the zone so it was nice. We get lenneth up and try to fight Novv again. This time it went perfect. Shmeldy is a kick ass blm! Sadly the coat didn't drop so i'm backing camping it with Enny right now.

Fast forward to today and I get a nice pt as Smn with some of my old sky ls members. It felt like old times being in that pt. That put me in a great mood for the day. :D <3 you Rise. GREATEST LS EVER.

When my Party ends i get a tell from Jyakotsu, reminding me about some Mithra party in Windurst. I was scared and confused with what he had planed. So i head to Windurst and try to draw while everyone else gathers but for some reason people can't seem to leave me alone when i want to draw. WTF bugger off -.-.

When everyone has gathered Jya tells us to grab the Fish Tunics he made and some Subligar. I of course am still confused and even more scared. He continues to tell us to head to Heavens tower and get ready.....

Still confused he tells us to make some emote motion macros. So i did. He asked for /panic motion, and /cheer motion. Hmmm. I wonder what this could mean. Then we get in a formation and practice.(Still NO IDEA what's going on).

Then one of my Sky ls leaders comes in and sits down. Jya tells us to use our macros at a certain time. We did, it looked pretty damn sweet. Then one of the male elvaan members sits on Achs lap, and does "other" things to him and are just too painful to say.

Needless to say it was a lot of fun, full of laughs. We all took a crap load of SS there and i would load them but i'm lazy.

Oh and i found out today that people fucking suck. The CoP static i set up for Lenneth fell under and i had to cancel it. Why? because people FUCKING SUCK. They make plans, and say they'll be there but when the times comes, they fuck off. God damn it. it pissed me off so damn much. I'm one more bad experience away from never helping people again. you people need to be shot and stabbed till you stop being RETARDED.

That's todays update, Hope you like it. peace out my 2 loyal readers.

Stay till the end? NO WAI!

Okay, so recently i started a CoP static for my friend Lenneth. I had it all worked out and people signed up for it. People i know, nice people. Or so i thought.

We start today knowing that one member was going to be late. No worries i had a plan. We would farm keys and lower Fomor hate while we waited. Sounds like a good plan right? WRONG! We start out farming, it was going well. We killed 6 Fomors till we got the key we needed, sweet.

So we head out to clear Fomor hate and wait for Kalefury. Again, sounded like a good plan. WRONG AGAIN! It starts off nice again, we clear hate and started to wait for Kale. So after a while i get sick of waiting and ask a good friend for help. She says she will be 20 mins or so to get down. That was fine with me. It gave me time to grab food.

So Mish gets here and low and behold Hillzpac takes off.....for Aspid.....

What.
The.
Fuck.

I don't know about you but when i did my CoP runs the only thing that I did when i left was RL important stuff. Last i checked a shitty HNM isn't RL important. When i did CoP i made sure i had time to help out and i informed my ls'. So we stand there confused for about 5 mins cause now we're out a healer and walking back to change jobs would take to long. So i decide to just be main heal as Smn.

We go in and walk our way to the NM. Everything is going well so far but i don't get my hopes up considering what's been happening today. We walk through and Mish aggros and dies. I was actually expecting something much worse to happen so it didn't bother me. I raise her and we wait for weakness to wear off before we continue. Once it wears i hear her and we continue and everything is going as well as it can be.

We get to camp and take out the NM skeles. Then we move onto the NM. Everything went great. Mish kicked ass. So we get teh key and try to figure out what's going on. I do a quick /sea for Kalefury. I saw he was in Dynamis. In seconds i was swearing and shouting. So people who didn't leave were pretty much fed up and just wanted to call it a day. I couldn't argue with them cause i was about to kill a cat myself.

So i give up. I planed on getting everyone up to Prom V or farther today and we didn't do jack. I tell them I'll send them tells with a new date and time. I would have liked to give it another go but Roadkill had Dynamis, Kalefury was still in Dynamis, and Hillzpac was at the all mighty and important HNM.(Remember kids, being nice is for losers) I would have called it quits right then and there but i promised Lenneth I'd get him Sea and i don't like breaking my promises.

Oh yeah, If little side note for anyone who reads this. '
If you...
A: Sign up something make sure you have everything planed out. if you have events later that day think about canceling it or not signing up in the first place.
B: If you sign up for something and not sure if you're on the right part or your hate lvl isn't lowered. ASK someone or look it up. Fuck there is a 1001 sites out there with more than enough info.

If you stupid people keep signing up for events i will hunt you down and cut your balls off. I swear.


Normally i wouldn't update twice in one day but i needed to vent, I'm so pissed off right now it's not funny. People suck and should never be relied on, EVER. I don't know why i keep helping people. For every one person i help it seems like 2 stupid people are born.

Bored, bored, bored, bored, and bored.

Well not a lot has been happening lately that's blog worthy but i need to update these so i'll talk about my last week~.

Let's see, the time last updated I had joined a endgame shell called Fury. I started doing events and such. At the last Kirin I was one of many whms. Something i am not used to. In my last endgame shell we had 3 main Whms. So i was always busy doing Kirin, healing, raising, and resting for mp to be shot back into action. They had me in the kite PT to start out. I did a pretty good job. But with so many Whms it was hard to tell. I think i made a good impression on the ls. Hope i did, i like the ls. It's like a great social with endgame events. Every time I'm on I have a blast.

Once the summons were down we had freed up all the other whms and i was barely needed. I got bored fast. So needless to say it kinda sucked. Was fun but it's not the Kirin I'm used to. After that I did pretty much nothing for a few days till i went to my first Sea farming. Talk about BORING. At first it was something fun and new but it got so old so fast. All we did was sit in one spot and try to pop a weird NM. That took up 3~4 hours of my day.

Once that was done i got kicked off of FFXI and was stuck on PoL for about an hour or so then i couldn't log into my main(weird but it happened to my friends before so i didn't think much of it) So i logged onto a mule and played hide and seek with my special friend Enlenne :D. We had a blast. First we played hide and seek in Bastok Mines, then we played in Windurst Woods. That took long enough for me to log back into my main and help Enlenne out with her Nin quest. We had a blast there too.

Though, while i was trying to build up TP, Enny spawned the quests NMs you need to fight. >.> Needless to say i had to switch on my super special awesome whm powers and i kicked those leeches asses. After that we just sat and talked. That was also a blast. She had to log shortly after though ; ;.

The day after that i decided to start lvling Smn again. I had nothing but bad pts. It was so slow and so bad that i wanted to leave but i knew i couldn't cause Smn doesn't exactly get invites like Whm. So I sucked it up and I sat there in a dazed state just healing them. It took a total of like 10~ or something hours to get 4 hours. W/e though, i got Smn to 50 I was happy.

So i headed off do quests for my AF. Some were pretty fun and easy. Others were.....well...painful.

And now i'm trying to lower my Fomor hate so i can help my friend get Sea. For some reason i had max hate>.<>.> God damn it.

So that's this weeks update. I may update it again if something really interesting happens. If not, expect one next week~.

Salvage Savage.

Well it's been pretty boring lately. Nothing interesting has been happening so i decided to get back into endgame. To be honest I miss endgame, a lot. The events, having fun, and all that. If you want to know how much i miss it read my last post.

Last night i got a pearl into a Linkshell called Fury. It's a good shell, i know lots of people in it, and i don't have do go through that weird time where you don't know anyone and you're scared to talk/joke. So that's a plus on the ls. The only problem i seem to have is that i have a very nice social linkshell with members that mean a lot to me so i got to think how I'm going to juggle both. I know the time needed to spend in a endgame shell is almost 24/7 but i'm sure i'll figure something out.

I logged on this morning bored and not sure what to do. Then i remembered i wanted to finish my Ws points for black Halo(I forgot how many points I actually need). So before setting out to solo it I asked the ls if anyone needed help. Member of TBH needed her Brd AF done so i put ws points on hold. We get two more people and head to Davoi for her Brd Af body NM. It was well going at first till i aggro'd 4 Orcs. >.< It was a little shaky at first but it turned out well. We rest and buff up and get ready to fight the NM. She pops the NM and everything went smooth as pie. We tele out of there and the brds starting to get sick and got lost in La Theine Plateau very easily. She logged after getting her Af and so I went back to being bored.

I decided to check in on my new sky ls and see what's up. Turns out they were doing Salvage. I've never done this before and i was a little curious as to how it worked. So i asked if they needed a whm. They said i could come so i geared up and decked myself out with Meds. I spent a good 200k on meds. And in all honesty it was worth it for that kind of fun. At first it was boring cause all i was was a Hi-pot holder but once we unlocked our gear it started to get more fun. The mobs where fucking awesome. I didn't know wtf we were doing.

It was just fun to watch people melee mobs naked with H2h. Once we got our equipment we tried to fight gears for our stats back but sadly it failed. I ended up aggroing some extra gears and got myself killed.(Way to go me >.>) So then everyone else got killed by my gear and i kinda mpked them. After we all RR up and wait for weakness to wear off we go for the boss. That was the one of the coolest 2 min fights i have ever done. We got our asses handed to us but it was fun and we had a good laugh.

So that was my first Salvage exp and i hope you people enjoyed reading it. It's a shame i have a Nyzul Isle assault Static otherwise i'd look into getting into Salvage 100%. Also I hope you're feeling better Enlenne. :D

Rising Star.

This is going to be a different post then normal. In this update i will be talking about my old endgame Linkshell called Rise.

It was never the best shell out there, we didn't have a lot of "leet" players, we never got mass amounts of people joining because they thought we were the best. It was a nice and stable Ls. Rise to me was just a ls that had about 30 loyal members who loved endgame like me. We did pretty good as a sky ls but failed as a HNM ls.

All the times i had with Rise would have to be some of my best ingame experiences. Be it camping Ulli, killing pop NMs or getting our Kirin kill time down to about 50 mins. It was fun.

Like our time doing a Gigis NM in Lufaise Meadows. It was a pop NM that we had a blast on. No one cared about winning. Hell Necrosis Mpked me like 40 times that day.(I owe him so much death >.>) We must have been there for about 6 hours just killing that stupid Gigis over and over.

Or the time we did Rostrum Pumps for Mages in our ls. We finished so fast it was insane. The longest pop took about 10 mins. Lol, I even remember Raes(The ls Pld) CFHing the mob. That was a good laugh there. We got a lot of mages their shoes that day.

All the times i spent making fun of the leaders. Namely Cix, Stara, and Hmk. We had lots of fun. Stara and myself constantly telling Cix if he were a woman we would have sex with him. Me telling Cix to solo Faust for us(He never did). Hmk being whipped like a bitch by his GF.(Was funny then and still is, boss :P) Stara....being, well, Stara.

The time the members went sky farming without the leaders and ended up spending about 7 hours at Zip. Cix cheating me out of my Coffer key for sky by zoning in and out and relotting till he beat me(bastard!).

Oh and the fun we had messing with other Ls. From Cst to Perse, we always had a blast. That's what made the ls great. Not getting the claim on HNMs or beating Jormy, Vtra, Faf, or w/e. Just having a good time. That is what games are for. Having a good time. Not spending years getting points for gear only to be beat by someone who doesn't deserve it, or waking up at all hours of the night to do Faf or w/e, or trying to be the best. Just having fun is all that's needed in this game and some people take it for granted.

I know at times i had some problems with the ls but it worked out for the best and those events made me become a stronger member of the shell.

I will miss that Ls a lot. I regret it ever breaking. To Hmk, Cix, Stara, Mot, Aza, Reya, Iheal, Lenn, Raes, Gal, Dire, Pyl, and anyone else who's name escapes my mind atm, I had a blast and would drop all my linkshells to do it again.

NM = Nevermind again.

As a lot of players know there was a update on march 7. That update changed a whole bunch of crap. Made a lot of high end items R/Ex and made some new sweet items. Well after the update i saw what they did to a Nm called "Roc". For those that don't know what this NM drops. He drops a Dryad Staff(Cure pot +10% and +50 Mp.). This Nm used to be camped because of Healing Staff(Same stats but not R/ex) But now is pretty much left alone.

Anyway, So after the update i read over the new items and i saw what they did. I had planed on camping it so i can have more Mp that i don't need :D. But sadly for the first few days i couldn't. First i did the new Assault area, then i camped Sozu pop items with my friend Marajade for a THF Knife, then Pallas. By this time i was bored of helping on wanted something of my own. So on Friday i head up there and afk to get the ToD. But i did something stupid. I left my Ls on. So when i came back i had ls chat, ls chat, and more ls chat. Damn it >.<

After a few hours i was getting bored of waiting for his window to open so i decided to lvl bst. I was lvling off Eps in Maze of Shakhrami. Everytime i got within a 100 Tnl i kept dying. So after about 15 deaths i gave up and went back. I was hoping to get lucky find people opening the doors for me but alas no one was there. So i left myself on Auto-walk and afked for various stuff. Came back and the door was open and i was walking into the wall on the other side.

Sweet, So i go on to the camp. I get there and go semi afk for the day. I try to catch up on my One Piece. I watched about 10 eps before doing a run around to see if there was CC or it was up. Guess what. It was up.

Hmmm. Wasn't expecting that.

So i sit there for about 10 mins waiting for people to come kill it. No one came. I looked at some info on it and it's a lvl 55 Nm. How hard can it be to solo, right? Well as it turns out VERY FUCKING HARD. I did everything right. I buffed up, RR'd, rested, and got ready. I cast flash to claim him and he starts beating me like a drunk redneck beating his sister/wife. I tried going to the zone but i died right at it. The bastard was hitting me for 150-250.

So I'm in a panic cause i want this son of a bitch dead now. I ask my ls to help me kill it. Saying i can drag it down the hill so they won't have to go through Gar(Tab). Well the pulling it down the hell worked. But since people came in such a hurry no on was prepared and we died. No worries. We go through the hell that is Gar(Tab) only to see it killed by some RMT. Doesn't bother me but i feel bad for making people come out in such a hurry to die and lose claim to RMT.

So we go to Serket in hopes we can see what it drops. I'm not sure how that went since i got kicked off and couldn't get back on till i changed my IP address.

I log back in later that night and i'm not sure what i did. I can't seem to remember. I know i helped with something but i can't for the life of me remember.

Anyway after that i sit around doing nothing then i realized Roc's Window was about to open. I asked the Ls is anyone wanted to help and oddly enough a lot of people did. We all walked up together and had a blast.

So we get there and no one is there. I'm thinking he spawned and someone claimed it and left but i kept my hopes up. So we sit and wait there. Then something i never would have expected happened. Someone in the ls started yelling at me for stealing his ToD.

He wouldn't stop with it either. He made some shit up about how i was with some Raaine person and i stole his ToD. Now i was pissed. I like being trusted, Hell i take pride in it. He had no right to freak on me like that. I'm sitting here trying to figure out what could have provoked this and the only thing that came to mind is me CCing him right after the update for Sozu pop items.

Eventually the Ls leader tells us to take it to tells which i try to do. I send him one asking wtf is going on. I didn't get a reply for about 30 mins. He sends me a /tell saying his side of the story and i tell him mine. He was so pissed that i was there that he would not listen to anything i said. To him everything i said was a flat out lie. It pissed me off like you wouldn't believe. I have very few buttons and he managed to push a big one.

So i blist him to stop myself from anymore yelling. After 5 mins he says he is sorry and over reacted in the ls then sent me /tells saying sorry. I didn't trust it.(still don't) He goes on about how his bro told him my side seems more plausible and w/e. My brain has exploded at point and i gave up. I didn't care to fight so i just said "k" and was on my way.

Sorry for the long update but fuck man i was pissed off and needed to vent. If there is one thing i can't stand is people making up lies about me being trustworthy. Oh and if your going to make up lies can you please fill me in first, I've never been so damn confused today. >.> This is why i hate NMs. people make so much drama over nothing. God damn man.

I'm in such a bad mood today it's not even funny.

I hate family.

Well, since my last update I've been whoring ToAU missions left and right. I was hoping to catch up before the update but alas my last mission was one of those "wait a day to continue" crap. So i didn't get it done.

The ToAU mission 15 fight was fun as hell though. I went with Marajade, DarkDominion(Marajade), Lenneth, and some other people i can't remember cause my mind hates me.

After the mission i had a pretty sweet CS in whitegate where that bitch of a mithra stole my Glory Crown. I hope she dies like (SPOILERS! IF YOU HAVEN'T BEAT COP STOP READING) Lion did in CoP. Only i won't be sad when Naja dies. First she steals my 255 gold piece reward and now my cool crown. bitch gonna get it!


So after that my little bro logged on. First i'll start off by saying, I hate my little brother more then I hate Lenneth. So I try to sit in my MH and stare at a wall till i thought of something fun to do but Karaz(my little bro) wouldn't let me. He kept hounding me for gil/tips/gil/Pl/gil/ and to see him solo stuff.

So i decide to teach him about NMs..... Boy did that go wrong. I told him the most important thing about Nms i could think of. That being they can and will spawn outside it's window. Meaning if somepage said an hour window it didn't really mean an hour. NMs are bastards and like to screw people over. He couldn't seem to understand this.

He camped Spiny Spipi. Lottery spawn off Crawlers and can spawn every 90 mins or so. He did this and after the first 30 mins he kept sending me tells bitching that it isn't popping. *Eye twitch* Then after an hour of camping this NM he sent me MORE tells. *Face twitch*

Now i know what your thinking. It couldn't be that bad, you're just over reacting. Yeah well SHUT THE HELL UP. I'm not. He sent me so many damn tells i wanted to shoot myself.

Anyways >.>.... He "asks" me to look up more NMs for him to camp. I tell him to go to Giddeus and camp Monster Signa. Nice easy NM with some decent CC to teach him about NMs. So instead of him walking there he sends me tell after tell to walk his char there..... W/e. I'm nice i don't mind. So i do and decide since i'm bored as hell i'll help him out. I switch to Bst/nin and decide to have some fun. I warp to Windurst and walk to Giddeus. Within 20 mins of me getting there the NM spawns.....Right beside my brother, it's up for a good 30 seconds before i run over and claim it.

I kill it and we get nothing good. Decide to wait and hour so he can actually learn about claiming. We're there claiming everything(me) and some CC arrives(damn it). I tell Karaz to get one area while i get another. I kill everything on my side and between pops i check out his area which is FULL of Yags. I tell him to claim the Nm that it will only spawn if we kill these. He says "Lol k"

So after an hour and a half of me killing everything and him getting a mob here and there the little shit actually claimed the Mob. I was shocked. like shit my pants shocked. I was not expecting that. We kill it and we got the Zealot's Mitts. I gave them to him and he was happy.

I remember my first time claiming a NM and getting a decent drop. It was the one in Giddeus that drops that crappy R/ex Shield. I kept it till i was 75 just cause it meant so much. I tossed it cause i need the space. lol

My bad.

Sorry for not posting anything new. I was in the hospital for 16 days but that isn't FFXI so i won't bore you with it.

Nothing new has been happening lately. Been doing a lot of Assaults lately, trying to catch up on ToAU missions, and helping out my new ls. Besides that nothing funny, or interesting has happened.

Just updated incase my 1 reader got worried.